I always get really sad at the idea of a child living in some of these spaces. As Ice-T once said “Kids are kids. Those are children.”

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Sex sells.

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Posted on May 18, 2012

DO YOU A HUGE FAVOR

Ahem. Welcome to Hollyweird.

DO NOT LIVE AT 1221 NORTH FORMOSA 90046, UNLESS YOU LIKE PSYCHO LANDLORDS WHO HAVE NO DECENCY AND NO RESPECT FOR PRIVACY. She might write all over your mail (see below), she might call you repeatedly and leave accusatory messages or text messages on your phone, she may even come outside and introduce herself to all your friends when they come over to see YOU. Awkward!!! Especially when you just want a bootycall, yes it’s happened.

ROXANNE MCBRYDE IS CRAZY. NOT TO MENTION HER RENT IS ALMOST $2000 FOR A JOKE OF A ONE BEDROOM. ( I wrote $1200 to get your attention and do you a HUGE favor by warning you)

IN THE 7 YEARS I HAVE SOMEHOW LIVED HERE SHE HAS PRAYED ON ALL OF MY GUY FRIENDS, BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TALKING TO THEM WHEN THEY COME TO TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT AT 11PM. HOW DOES SHE KNOW THEY ARE HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT AND WHAT THE HELL COULD SHE BE SAYING TO THEM?? NO ONE WANTS YOUR UGLY 55 YEAR OLD ASS. ESPECIALLY NOT ANY OF MY 20 SOMETHING GUY FRIENDS.

SHE JUST WALKS IN TO MY APARTMENT WHEN I HAVE FRIENDS OVER AND THEN ACTS LIKE I’M THE ASSHOLE WHEN I DON’T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH MY LANDLORD.

SHE HAS TOLD ME THAT I CAN USE HER EXTRA PARKING SPACE BECAUSE SHE HAS THREE CARS, TWO OF WHICH ARE FROM THE 80S, BUT SHE CONSISTENTLY CHANGES HER MIND ABOUT THIS AND DECIDES TO EITHER BITCH ME OUT OR RING MY DOORBELL 30 TIMES WHEN I HAVE FRIENDS OVER.

SHE ONCE TOLD ME TO GIVE MY DOGS UP FOR ADOPTION BECAUSE SHE CONSIDERS HERSELF A GURU ON THE SUBJECT OF ANIMALS. GUESS WHAT HER SIDE OF THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CAT SHIT, I THINK A GURU WOULD HAVE BETTER ANIMAL HYGIENE.

I AM MOVING OUT BY THE 31ST, GOOD LUCK FINDING A TENANT WHO NEVER MISSED A PAYMENT OR BOUNCED A CHECK IN 7 YEARS. IVE GIVEN THIS WOMEN 200K AND SHE IS STILL A RAGING BITCH TO ME!

KARMA KARMA KARMA.

CAN’T WAIT FOR IT TO FIND YOU, OH WAIT IT ALREADY HAS, YOU ARE A PATHETIC SPINSTER WHO HASN’T HAD SEX IN 10 YEARS AND WILL NEVER HAVE IT AGAIN.

HER NEXT TENANT WILL BE SORRY THEY EVER SIGNED A LEASE.

I’m exercising my right of freedom of speech. or would you rather I vandalize your property like the other people who have done this to you multiple times since living here since you are a raging bitch to not just me but everyone else in your life. I had to put up with fish in our garbage cans, wheelchairs chained to your gate so we couldn’t get out, all because this landlord is HORRIBLE!